Roblox tough guy

I’ll set your Parent property to nil. I’ll call Destroy on your ass. You must weigh a singleton, because you’re nothing but Debris to me. Your family better connect to your Died event, because I’ll set your Health to 0. You better BindToClose, because I’m about to shut you down.

No need to set BreakJointsOnDeath, I’ll just call BreakJoints directly. We better update your Transparency, because you’re about to become a ghost. Your ancestry is about to change, kiddo. You’re no longer gonna be a descendant of this DataModel when I’m through with you.

And don’t think you’re coming back, because I’m setting your RespawnLocation to nil. You’re gonna be FallingDown, but you wont be GettingUp, because I disabled that Humanoid state. Your thread is suspended, and I’m calling coroutine.close on you. No need to defer THIS task.

The Garbage Collector’ll need several cycles to clean YOU away. Calling GetFriendsOnline on you always returns an empty array. I’ll set your HeadLocked and max out your NearPlaneZ. By the way these insults are licensed under MIT.